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OH MY FUCK
FUCK
I ACTUALLY DID— I CANT EVEN
W- HOW I DONT EVEN…FFFFFFF
My answer was broccoli…
Do I lose?
what how sob
BUT WHY WAS THAT MY ANSWER
f*ck my answer was carrot TT_____TT
WITCHCRAFT
potato…
(Source: stand-grand-forever, via waterjewelemi)
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
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- Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
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- Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes
This…like…literally zips all around you?
I need this. I am SO stressed and full of anxiety about spiders crawling over me after my big run in with that huge bigger than your palm spider on my pillow that one night.
i need this in my life really freakin bad you guys
WHY DIDNT I HAVE THIS WHEN I WAS LIVING IN THE DORMS?
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
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| computer: | whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR |
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| me: | shh it's ok |
if you need a boy/girlfriend to define yourself (and especially your happiness), you probably need to rethink you life.
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